I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
why is half of my head shaved?
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