Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Even my vagina gasped.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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