i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I think my moral compass just broke
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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