He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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