so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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