How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He keeps bees of course he's weird
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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