I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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