Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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