i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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