Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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