And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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