I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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