Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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