I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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