Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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