my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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