If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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