Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
So many bounce houses so little time
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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