My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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