You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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