eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Randomize