I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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