Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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