Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My dick has a subreddit
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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