They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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