Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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