HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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