CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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