My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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