And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
