Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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