I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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