well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Randomize
