I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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