in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I skipped work to stalk him.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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