kristin has been a bad kristin
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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