Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
This toilet bowl is my home.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize