Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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