No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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