If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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