I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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