Me too!
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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