I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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