I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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