So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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