You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
look no pants
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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