Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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