I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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