he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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