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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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