nut hugger
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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