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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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