why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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