I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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