I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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