let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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